You can do this if you apply yourselves.
Towards the end of JJ's Friday Flash Fiction, in lieu of a starter sentence, he would post four words, instead. The idea was that you were to incorporate those words into the story and it didn't matter in what order, but they all had to be in there.
Using a Pete Smith short film I saw on TCM as a source, the four that I came up with were:
Once again, they can be in any order, but your story must contain all four words or that cat that craps in the lobby and porches of my apartment building, will leave a surprise on your pillow...and I ain't talking about a mint.
You know the deal, if you are in, please say so. Have it done by Tuesday @9 AM Pacific, November 23rd, all right?