We put the starter sentence up for a poll and that high school German-speaking wunderkind won out.
Randal says, "Warning: choking hazard, small parts, not suitable for children under 3 years was what the Li'l Edgar Allan Poe Posable Figure box said, but Johnny didn't listen because he was almost thirteen so he ripped off the head and ate it."
Randal whispers of a most unusual muse.
MRMacrum tells us of posable action figures in the Final Frontier.
Doc dreams a nightmare of literally a different flavor.
