The Moderator has seen his shadow...
...which means that there is flash fiction for two more weeks. Sorry Randal, England has stuck back and that retribution's name is David. He came up with the starter sentence, "His life would have been a lot simpler if he'd just said no."
Sounds like a simple enough sentence to work with, but if you've done this before, you know better. You know the deal, if you are in, please say so. Have it done by Tuesday @9 AM Pacific, February 9th, all right?